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Everything here has a little wit, a little heart, and way too much honesty. Support the brand. Sip with sass. Swipe in style.
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Relationship Status
Uni Sex T-Shirt
$
20-28
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This shirt says I get the entire bed to myself and I'm not that mad about it
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All shirts come in different colors and different sizes.
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Swipe Match Love
New Rules for Modern Dating
$
25
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The brutally honest, emotionally smart guide to dating in the modern age
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Hardback is also available
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Single not Sorry
Uni Sex T-Shirt
$
20-28
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A haunting reminder that red flags don’t text back.
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All shirts come in different colors and different sizes.
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Whether you’re sipping wine post-swipe or ghosting someone before breakfast, our merch is here for the real ones. Support the movement. Own the moment. Laugh through the mess.
